buckoftheirish:

tumbledore-:

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

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he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

did
did you read the post

(Source: nbhcannibal, via leftnipple)



mellopwn:

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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the “i want to speak to your manager” haircut

(via leftnipple)



I care. It fucking terrifies me how much I care.

Midnight thoughts (via soulsscrawl)

(Source: reality-escape-artist, via perfectionists)









curtest:

My mom say that everyone has a beautiful side. So I guess I’m a circle.

(via ruinedchildhood)